Redneck mistress

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck mistress.

• If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck mistress.
• If the only submissive you play with is also your husband, your brother, and your uncle, you just might be a redneck mistress.
• If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck mistress.
• If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck mistress.
• If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck mistress.
• If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck mistress.
• If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck mistress.
• If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck mistress.

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Redneck Sub

 

• If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If you count your spankings "1...2...3...and another...and another...and another...", you just might be a redneck sub.

• If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.
• If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If your mistress tells you to fix her a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If fulfilling your mistress's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for her, you might just be a redneck sub.
• If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.
• If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from mistress's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

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