Log On:
Making the wood stove hotter
Log Off:
Don't add wood
Monitor:
Keep an eye on the wood stove, y'all!
Download:
Getting the firewood off the pickup
Megahertz:
When you're not careful downloading (watch the toes, y'all!)
Floppy Disk:
What you get from piling too much wood
Hard Drive:
Getting home in mud season
Prompt:
What you wish the mail was in mud season
Windows:
What to shut when it's 30 degrees
Screen:
What you need to keep skeeters out
Byte:
What skeeters do
Chip:
What to munch on
Micro Chip:
What's left in the bag when the chips are gone
Modem:
What you did to the grass around the trailer
Dot Matrix:
Billy Joe Matrix's wife
Lap Top:
Where little kids feel comfy
Keyboard:
Where you hang your keys
Software:
Plastic eating utensils
Mouse:
What eats the bottom out of the cereal boxes
Port:
Fancy wine
Enter:
C'mon in
Random Access Memory:
You can't remember how much that new dress cost when your SO asks
