| |
- Their #1 product would be "Microsoft Winders"
- Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
- Occasionally you'd bring up a winder that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.
- Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right", "Naw", or "Git", instead
of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel."
- Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos.
- The "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.
- Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"
- Instead of "Start Me Up," the Winders 95 theme song would be "Achey-Breaky Heart."
- Winders 95 logo should incorporate the Confederate Flag.
- Instead of "VP," Microsoft big shots would be called "Sis."
|
|
